literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

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romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

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shigunasu:

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shigunasu:

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amber-awkward:

jaz-kat:

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

Don’t forget America has done some fucked up shit to it’s citizens and continue to do so.

I was disgusted when I read about this in high school outside of school. They’ve never mentioned it in school. Not until I was in college, and it was briefly touched on.

DRAMAtical Murder the anime and the CGS

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vchrisi:

…meanwhile Jeremy just stands there chucking

CAN I JUST

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